The Corporate Republic of Greater Morvonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SPATHA with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.008 billion Greater Morvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area-0 Consolação. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Greater Morvonian economy, worth 351 trillion Zirreal credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,686 Zirreal credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Greater Morvonia has found 2 easter eggs), tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Morvonia's national animal is the Tunnel Lancehead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greater Morvonia is ranked 56,233^rd in the world and 83^rd in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 32.95 kickbacks per hour.